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About Moreno Franco - your esteemed host and tormentor.
Kobayashi, my Robo-Chef enjoying an exotic cocktail whilst preparing my dinner . . .  Hey! Where's mine?

About Franco - Your Scintillating Host of the Compact Lifestyle Guide 

WOLF and I at the 160,000Km Mark

My name is Moreno Franco. And I like well designed things.
I graduated from the London Royal College of Art in 1978 with dual majors in Visual Communication Design and Industrial Design.

Now, I am a semi-retired Creative Director, and Advertising Marketing Consultant. With 45 years of experience as a Graphic Designer & Visual Arts Communication practitioner - I reckon I am imminently qualified to promote the products I present on this website.

With so many years spent in the Belly of The Beast, where we sold people things they never knew that they needed - I am also qualified to help you avoid the BS of sales / marketing jargon.

Having been "forced" by disappointment resulting from items I have bought, into appreciating how poor design influences the cognitive, social, and developmental psychology of humans, I learned to understand how Good Design can shape Human Life.

"It's Life, Jim - But not as we know it".

What's Wrong with This Picture?

Nothing. Yet. It is a small kitchen. Pretty. Pristine. A blank canvas upon which to express ones self.

There exist any number of ways to just mess it up with egrigious clutter and mindless shopping for stuff and staggering negligence towards good taste - as opposed to what is needed, and what will fit.

Having faced this issue on a few occassions, and having just recently, gone thru' this entire experience myself - I decided that I should share my insights with my unsuspecting fellow Earthlings - in order to enlighten, amuse, assist - and discourage from bankrupting excess.

Ultimately, you will be spared from the senseless search for things you imagine you want - and instead focus on the things you need.

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How You Can Tell that I am Qualified for This!

Studio Franco Design, provides a full range of graphic design services for product packaging and point-of-sale design, logo and corporate identity design, brochures and shareholder reports, website design and hosting, digital image creation / photo restoration, retouching & enhancing.

As a Designer - I like things that are well designed. Shopping for things is a nightmare because I know I am going to be saddened by the sight of a lot of totally uninspired junk. Which is not the fault of the designers.
They have to design to a pre-determined budget. Trapped by material limits, burdened with time restrictions, pressured by production deadlines and hobbled by manufacturing constraints - all resulting from the drug-induced fever dreams of the marketing executives who . . . anyway . . .

Discover Studio Franco Design

Apart from having been the Chief Cook and Bottlewasher on Starship Enterprise, a Reservations Agent for the Gamma Hydra VII Nudist Colony for Women, and the Fire Marshal at Battersea Power Station - until it burned down - As a Graphic Designer, I have managed to develop a Portfolio / Resumé that proves that I know what I am talking about.
Destined to become the sequel to The Bible.

As well as a block-buster movie exposing the gritty seams holding together The Industry of Advertising.

 Find Out How >>   

Studio Franco Design - Introduction